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I love toxic waste.
Thomas Kinkade is just Lisa Frank for adults.

A suggestion to the UN:

Designate Robert Smith as a World Heritage Site.

when you google something, Jeff Google and his twelve children have to go find your search query in a big rotary card index

Here it is. The first crappy page of my first crappy draft, typed on ancient keys that I have no business touching.

At least it's Mothman Approvedβ„’.

Onward.

facebook is literally a portal to hell
When the Cryptids Parliament files a writ of indictment, calling for my abdication as admin.

Cleaning up a customer's PC, I made the mistake of leaving a tab open on Yahoo's home page. Only 1 minute later: malvertized. Sunuva...

I did it again to pin down the cause, & indeed it's Yahoo's ads breaking out, taking over the page, & loading scary messages that make it difficult to leave.

I can't stress enough, folks, that an ad blocker is Internet SECURITY software.

Some people couldn’t find where it’s at if you gave them two turntables and a microphone