Lars

@ficklepig
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saddle up, looks like we're gonna have to lay our own eggs for the time being
And now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the Lord my soul to yeet
The real treasure was the classified documents we stole along the way.
maybe no one is building a time machine in the future because everyone is dead
How to write a dystopian novel:
Write about what already happens to marginalized folks, but let it happen to white people
That episode where The Property Brothers pause their weekly clonings for The Harvest.

People who jump at the chance to say "An AR-15 isn't an assault rifle" are the gun version of people that tell you "His name isn't Frankenstein, it's Frankenstein's monster".

You are technically correct. You are missing the point. Nobody likes you.

If you see someone crying, ask them if it’s because of their haircut
So tell me again, why do I not want a hot potato?
Sure, everyone loves Fritos. Except for the Frito miners who die from chili cheese lung.