Cave Cattum

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Father, son, holy ghost candidate. Computer visionista, former bluebird, xoogler, visual effects nerd. Now I drone, you drone, we all fly drones.
Motherfuckers, pay the national debt with what?
Let's play it out.
1. US buys a crapton of shitcoins from the 'bros.
2. They make a killing in real taxpayers' dollars. Said dollars add an equal crapton to the US national debt.
3. They don't care, quickly turn the $$$ around to buy real assets, land & industry crown jewels. May even get Trump to auction off 1 or 2 national parks to pay for some of it.
3. Result: the US $ has collapsed the US is a whale, can't sell the shit.

Lovely. When Republicans over 50 speak of getting rid of all immigrants, they think of Latino or African fruit-pickers and dream of replacing them with non-existing white farmers or, more likely, impoverished American Blacks. That is because they never bother to look at the directory of the local clinic where they go get their cholesterol checked. Currently, a little more than 1 in 4 medical doctors in the USA are immigrants.

#immigration

Gee, I wonder what may have caused a large number of 65+ GOP voters to not show up in this election. Might be lack of 😷 and 💉?
And this, kids, is how a totally normal, healthy man enters a truck, thereby showing his fitness to command the use of nuclear weapons.

I made a mistake, should have chosen

"Other: I fart in your general direction, you fascist surrender monkeys, now go or I'll taunt you again "

Who needs reality when you've got Faux News? Are there any real businesses left that get actionable information from it?
He HATES Taylor Swift
Who knew? She can wink. #Caturday
Spider! #caturday
Tick-tock #caturday