My stepdad is a self described "artsy interior designer" - his DIY skills are pretty good, but his "artsy" style is just modernist grey. Their entire Victorian house is differents shades of grey. The cultural vandalism makes me hate somebody who is otherwise a really good bloke.

My stepdad is a self described "artsy interior designer" - his DIY skills are pretty good, but his "artsy" style is just modernist grey. Their entire Victorian house is differents shades of grey. The cultural vandalism makes me hate somebody who is otherwise a really good bloke.

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Until I was in my late twenties, I thought 'Test cricket' was some sort of practice cricket. It did strike me that these international teams seem to do an awful lot of practice - when is the proper match?

Until I was in my late twenties, I thought 'Test cricket' was some sort of practice cricket. It did strike me that these international teams seem to do an awful lot of practice - when is the proper match?

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I was 18 at a staff Xmas party, and an older staff member asked me back to her room for "coffee". She went up first for a shower. I noticed no kettle in her room. Went back to my room to bring a kettle. She looked at me, and we had coffee. Years later, it clicked.

I was 18 at a staff Xmas party, and an older staff member asked me back to her room for "coffee". She went up first for a shower. I noticed no kettle in her room. Went back to my room to bring a kettle. She looked at me, and we had coffee. Years later, it clicked.

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My wife and I cannot agree on whether to wash the teapot or not. I say no, the patina gives it the flavour, just rinsing is sufficient. Wife wants to scrub it until it's white. Now a cold war has descended and I don't know how it'll end.

My wife and I cannot agree on whether to wash the teapot or not. I say no, the patina gives it the flavour, just rinsing is sufficient. Wife wants to scrub it until it's white. Now a cold war has descended and I don't know how it'll end.

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I spent lockdown in 2020 memorizing lots of geography facts like all the counties / council areas / principal areas in the UK or the capitals of Canadian provinces and territories. My fess is that I still imagine someone will be impressed with this enough to want to shag.

I spent lockdown in 2020 memorizing lots of geography facts like all the counties / council areas / principal areas in the UK or the capitals of Canadian provinces and territories. My fess is that I still imagine someone will be impressed with this enough to want to shag.

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18 years ago, I went skydiving in a very thin and low-cut top. That video is that skydiving company's most viewed clip. I look matronly these days but that view count and "I'd hit it" comments pick me up when I'm low.

18 years ago, I went skydiving in a very thin and low-cut top. That video is that skydiving company's most viewed clip. I look matronly these days but that view count and "I'd hit it" comments pick me up when I'm low.

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Guy at work gave a presentation. By slide three I was ready to agree with his proposed work. But he talked for another eighteen slides so I rejected it. Didn't want to work with anyone that long-winded.

Guy at work gave a presentation. By slide three I was ready to agree with his proposed work. But he talked for another eighteen slides so I rejected it. Didn't want to work with anyone that long-winded.

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I went down a skateboarding ramp in a wheelie bin. Glad for the experience and grateful I didn't get injured but would not try again.

I went down a skateboarding ramp in a wheelie bin. Glad for the experience and grateful I didn't get injured but would not try again.

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My wife and I tried for a child for years we have recently adopted and I love our funny adorable children. But I now go for a poo at least seven times a day to get some peace and quiet and have a vape. I now have hemorrhoids.

My wife and I tried for a child for years we have recently adopted and I love our funny adorable children. But I now go for a poo at least seven times a day to get some peace and quiet and have a vape. I now have hemorrhoids.

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After watching American Pie in my teens, I tried to shag a pie after warming it in the microwave. Almost injured myself with the steaming outer part and the still-frozen inner part and withdrew in pain. I've only been with women, still don't know what it's like to shag a pie.

After watching American Pie in my teens, I tried to shag a pie after warming it in the microwave. Almost injured myself with the steaming outer part and the still-frozen inner part and withdrew in pain. I've only been with women, still don't know what it's like to shag a pie.

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