I have been away from social media for a while (no conscious choice, just happened)
So, what did I miss?
So, what did I miss?
Fernando Marotta
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Passionate about Agile. Rambling about agile governance, and other stuff. Opinions are mine, but I'm happy to share.
Matthew Skelton@fernandomarotta We're currently considering "Platform grouping" instead of "Platform team" but maybe we need to lose "platform" completely 🤔
"It’s a struggle for large organisations which have historically gained competitive advantage through economies of scale to adjust to gaining competitive advantage through fast flow and learning faster than the competition. There is often decades, or sometimes centuries, of assumptions that have to be unwound before the adjustment has even a small chance at success." -- Noah Cantor
Nick CraverPeople tell me they're afraid of AI and computers taking over the world but if it helps: I'm really not.
For the last few decades since Terminator came out, we've been hard at work building in a dead man's switch to every major system on Earth to prevent this from happening. I guarantee you that if computers try to take over the world, somewhere, within a month, a certificate for some critical dependency no one ever considered will expire and take all the machines out at once. We've done a few dozen trial runs of this to make sure the system works. 100% success rate so far.
So if you wanna get things done right, you gotta embrace the XP way of life. It's the only way to stay ahead of the game, just like how we gotta stay one step ahead of the old bill.
We focus on delivering the highest quality product, like a top-notch heist, by constantly testing and adapting, just like how we gotta stay on our toes to avoid getting nicked. And we value simplicity and doing things the right way, even if it means putting in a bit of extra legwork, just like how we gotta plan out a job before pulling it off.
For the serie #ChatGPT explain things like a 50s gangster speaking cockney: extreme programming...
Alright mate, listen up. Extreme programming, or "XP" as we like to call it, is a way of getting the job done quick and easy, like a smash and grab. We work in tight-knit teams, like a gang, and we communicate constantly, like we're always on the blower.
ChatGPT explains agile pt.2
And we stay in touch with the client, like a group of smugglers keeping an eye on the coastguard. And every so often, we check in and see how we're doing, like a gang checking in with the boss. And we keep adapting and changing, like a group of blags changing plans on the fly. And in the end, we deliver the software, like a bunch of geezers pulling off the heist of the century So, you know, it's all about being quick and nimble, like a bunch of old school villains
ChatGPT explains agile like a 60s gangster speaking in cockney
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Alright guv'nor, so agile software development is like this: we work fast and we work smart, like a bunch of geezers robbing a bank. We don't follow no strict plan, we just go with the flow, like a bunch of blokes dodging the rozzers. We got our team, and we divide up the work like a group of crims divvying up the loot. (Continues later)
Credit to @icesurfer , when using ChatGPT everything is better if you add "like a 60s gangster speaking in cockney"