Oh no. I think I may have overdone it with eating chocolate bunnies this Easter. ~Depot Cat

Daylight Savings Time ends tonight, so remember to move your clocks back one hour. I’m not changing this one though, I like the extra hour in the day, it gives me more time to nap in a sunbeam. ~Depot Cat

Even though only 52 of you from all of my social media liked my post, I was still generous enough to donate $100 (plus fee) from the wallet I stole from Lost & Found. That’s how awesome and generous I am, while you humans are all pathetic. ~Depot Cat

While I’m faking my injury to get sympathy kebabs, the same doesn’t apply for all the kids at the Royal Children’s Hospital. So for every one of you annoying humans who likes this post, I’ll donate $1 to the Good Friday Appeal. You have until my 5pm nap to do it. ~Depot Cat

Throwback Thursday: May 2010 Jake the Dog poses with P&MTT No.44 at the 100th birthday of Malvern Depot.
After this Jake went on to medical school, and now is at the Royal Children’s Hospital working as Doctor Jake. We replacing him with Depot Cat. Bad move. #YarraTrams 📸 Wongm

I’ve decided to put away my claws and become a vegan. It’s so we all can enjoy a brighter and happier future together in peace and harmony. ~Depot Cat

Move aside Tom, I also do my own stunts, and I’m better at them. Mission Impossible? More like Mission Accomplished. ~Depot Cat

Throwback Thursday: The Sheffield Shield final starts at the Junction Oval today. Here’s a pic from the last time we put on extra trams for the Sheffield Shield. #YarraTrams

It’s bucketing down so stop delaying trams you morons! I’m soaked from having to wait to get a tram to the kebab shop, so now you all owe me a kebab each. ~Depot Cat

Today is National Puppy Day. You can support the day by adopting a puppy, particularly Depot Dog, who is really annoying, and won’t leave me alone. ~Depot Cat