Previously we have advertised a fertility clinic. But for those at the other end of the baby making spectrum, we now have a tram for you. Plenty of samples inside, both new and used. #YarraTrams

We’ve arrived at the MCG for the 2026 Commonwealth Games opening ceremony, where is everyone? Did they get cancelled or something? No one ever tells us anything. This explains why the skies were so clear and we got a good run. #YarraTrams

It’s St.Patrick’s Day, so I’m ready to fight anyone who has anything bad to say about us Irish. Wadda ya mean I’m not Irish? You don’t get green fur like mine if you’re not from the land of potatoes and Guinness, so get me another beer before I fight you. ~Depot Cat

Tram Cops today are targeting anyone who claims they tapped on with their debit card on the train, so they don’t need to pay.
We know, this is going to be really weird, like they are actually doing their job for once. Who would have thought it was possible, not us. #YarraTrams

Melbourne has been voted the most liveable city in the world. It’s the trams, isn’t it? Yep, no worries at all, we’re happy to take full credit, you can thank us later when you touch on. This place would be a dump without #YarraTrams, we’re what makes this place awesome.

Some of you humans question why I look different from time to time. Well here’s my secret, I print a clone of myself each day, so I stay young and fresh. But sometimes the filament colours I use change due to unavailability. So stop questioning me and get me a kebab. ~Depot Cat

#YarraTrams is proud to be the major sponsor of the Melbourne Coffee League. Tonight sees the Brunswick Hipsters taking on the Beach Road Cyclists, and tomorrow cross town rivals the Western Teenage Mums battle it out with the East Melbourne Brunchers. Be there for the fist sip.

Throwback Thursday: X2.678 c.1960, in Footscray about to run a service to the then Western Oval.
Footscray is now the Western Bulldogs, the oval now the Whitten Oval, and the tram service ended in 1962. Now if only we could end tram services to all footy grounds. #YarraTrams

With the footy season about to begin for realsies, why not join the #YarraTrams Footy Tipping Comp?
Simply tip in order which games will have the most unruly passengers and delays, and you could win two tickets to catch a tram to the AFL Grand Final! Wowwee!!!!

Tram Cops today are targeting anyone who needs to be issued a refund. They are hoping that you’ll be so happy to get the money back, that you’ll spend it on doughnuts for them as a thank you. If you don’t, they’ll fine you for being an unruly passenger. #YarraTrams