Fake Ben Ramsey 

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You might confuse me for Ben Ramsey, but that’s not me.
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Am I Ben Ramsey?No.
Fake Ben Ramsey Oct 26
One of these men tells only the truth; the other speaks in only lies. Who is who? That's for you to decide!
Fake Ben Ramsey Oct 25
I'm not giving the closing keynote at #LonghornPHP right now!
Fake Ben Ramsey Oct 25
I didn't just win at #JeoPHPardy at #LonghornPHP
Fake Ben Ramsey May 22, 2025

I didn't toot enough during #phptek, but it was because I was enjoying spending time with so many wonderful people.

Here's someone who is not me to put a pin in PHP Tek 2025!

Fake Ben Ramsey May 19, 2025
Let's have a ball at #phptek this year, y'all
Fake Ben Ramsey Oct 27, 2024

Proof that @grmpyprogrammer has a heart

@matthewtrask #CascadiaPHP

Fake Ben Ramsey Oct 26, 2024
This isn't me inviting you to #karaoke (last night) #CascadiaPHP
Fake Ben Ramsey Oct 25, 2024
Cap'n Ben wants your rum! #CascadiaPHP
Fake Ben Ramsey Oct 24, 2024
This isn't me finding the Crater Lake Room @cascadia #CascadiaPHP
Fake Ben Ramsey Apr 25, 2024
That’s not me up on stage talking about saving #OpenSource at #phptek