Boost this if you’re cute or have a crippling cocaine addiction but don’t say which
I have zero recollection of creating a mastodon account or why I did it or how to do it but here we are
magic should only ever be used to make someone shit their pants
I'll be re-boosting all toots until they get 100 boosts. Boost this now to make it less painful on you.
no rules we drinkin straight from the bong babey!!!!
what if we just think that this is the good place but really it's the bad place. like on that show with ted danson and kristen bell. can't think of the name rn
everyone on tooter is talking about twitter and everyone on twitter is talking about tooter