I want to see him hauled before Congress to testify and all his corruption exposed.

Chick-Fil-A Announces Two Halves Of Buns Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich https://theonion.com/chick-fil-a-announces-two-halves-of-buns-must-be-married-before-becoming-sandwich/

Ah yes, just as Jesus would do. https://www.comicsands.com/potteiger-haymes-hegseth-talarico?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

"We vowed to make this a quick war, and we’ve followed through on that promise. The first hour, it was over. The second hour too. First week, over again. Next week, we’ll be wrapping up. In a couple months, we’ll have finished this war more times than any war has ever been finished before."
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/weve-officially-won-the-war-were-currently-and-indefinitely-fighting

So to recap:
•Trump illegally bombed Iran.
•Iran responded by closing the Straight of Hormuz, thus spiking oil prices.
•Trump is now responding by lifting sanctions on Iranian oil, thus funding the regime he's bombing—all as the Straight of Hormuz remains closed.

So in short, Trump bombed Iran, raised oil prices for Americans, and gave Iran more money. Masterful gambit by the author of the Art of the Deal.

Are we great yet?

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