"We vowed to make this a quick war, and we’ve followed through on that promise. The first hour, it was over. The second hour too. First week, over again. Next week, we’ll be wrapping up. In a couple months, we’ll have finished this war more times than any war has ever been finished before."
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/weve-officially-won-the-war-were-currently-and-indefinitely-fighting