Eva Lauren Kelly

19 Followers
143 Following
2.2K Posts
writing code nobody asked for since 2009 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (she/they) (elsewhere, thejsa[_])
Websitehttps://muffinti.me
Twitter (a hellsite)https://twitter.com/thejsa_
GitHubhttps://github.com/thejsa
Twitter althttps://twitter.com/laurenee_
current mood
i wonder, is it possible to construct a complete Turing machine from Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
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RT @YuGiOHTwink
I love philosophy
https://twitter.com/YuGiOHTwink/status/1359287420085096450
❄ Blue-Eyes White Christmas ❄ on Twitter

“I love philosophy”

Twitter
what even is this timeline
why should this be news

cw: ukpol

words cannot describe how much i despise this tory govt and everything it stands for
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RT @TabitaSurge
Shot, chaser
https://twitter.com/TabitaSurge/status/1353498219603505152

Tabitha McIntosh on Twitter

“Shot, chaser”

Twitter
cw: ukpol
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RT @seeyouinpub
Just been for a walk. Local shopkeeper has displayed this 😂😂😂
https://twitter.com/seeyouinpub/status/1353021805720698880
George on Twitter

“Just been for a walk. Local shopkeeper has displayed this 😂😂😂”

Twitter

Well beyond satire.

The post-Brexit mess isn't caused by "the crippling bureaucracy of the EU"; it's that of *being outside* the EU.

The idea of staying in the single market or EEA was slammed as "Brexit in name only", so why are we surprised when we don't keep the benefits?
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RT @ottocrat
“My Lord, I have a cunning plan”
https://twitter.com/ottocrat/status/1353136165726150659

Chris Kendall on Twitter

““My Lord, I have a cunning plan””

Twitter
This is so pretty
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RT @ALumia_Italia
Windows 10X | Build 20279.1002
https://twitter.com/ALumia_Italia/status/1349446610896506887
Aggiornamenti Lumia on Twitter

“Windows 10X | Build 20279.1002 https://t.co/hrQmWm4Sz4”

Twitter
practicing throwing people? as one does #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch
under the past 10 years of conservative government, they’ve scrapped EMA payments for English post 16 students, they’ve tripled university tuition fees, they’ve slashed education funding, they’ve plunged over 600,000 children into relative poverty