My beautiful boy acting excited for the subway. Mommy will have to teach him the truth one day.

I toot “Hi” and I get more engagement then I do with an actual toot. I don’t understand online.

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Guys I dunno how to do anything. How do I move to bofa.lol

There is a novel of a thread on the bird site on why a person won’t wear a bike helmet. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

I could never explain why I didn’t like Lana del Rey but thankfully she answered it for me.

wow the error page on here is a mastodon with a trombone and i'm lovin it