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Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Feb 19, 2020
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Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Nov 25, 2019
I dropped LSD on Saturday and went on Snapchat
Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳May 14, 2019

Hey! I started a limited series podcast on Cults! Get Episode 1 free until noon:

https://onbelief.fireside.fm/101

If you like it, my patreon is here:

https://www.patreon.com/karengeier

What IS a Cult? An Interview with Rick Alan Ross of the Cult Education Institute

In the first episode, Rick Alan Ross explains what cults are, how leaders entice and ensnare folks, what the profile is of a person who is susceptible to cults, and how friends and family can help those affected by harmful groups.

Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Nov 13, 2018
sorry to report, but the fonts are too horny
Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Nov 13, 2018
I did laundry yesterday and while I was putting the clothes away, someone made a cover fortress
Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Nov 13, 2018
My son, the genius
Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Nov 13, 2018
Me: I’m cool
Also me: if the 8 qt instant pot doesn’t go on mega sale for Black Friday, I will FREAK OUTTT
Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Nov 13, 2018
It’s 2018. Your Sims Should be able to jack it
Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Nov 8, 2018

*extreme Are You Ready For Some Football voice*

Are you ready for some Krassenstein Drama?

https://medium.com/@karengeier/why-is-ed-krassenstein-such-a-douche-1c642ff454fa

Why is Ed Krassenstein Such a Douche? – Karen Geier – Medium

Panera Bread Resistance Turd Ed has a Problem With Women

Turkey 🦃 Jerkin Bitch Li'l 🌳Oct 31, 2018
Happy Halloween, Mastofam from my son, the pooping skeleton
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