I'm not generally predisposed to hysterics, but the "hydration breaks" are going to ruin the sport. They completely destroy the flow of the game.

Minigolf does not need to be 18 holes. Or taken seriously.

It's that wonderful time of year.

The type of question a time traveler asks when he gets back from vacation.

From the department of "headlines that could come from any one of 4 separate centuries".

I'm gonna need you to back up a few paragraphs here.

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grugu: Stuff that Just Happens A Lot

You have my attention.

"Closer to the work" and "vice president". The keys are like right next to each other on the keyboard.

My hair isn't gray, I've just got naturally frosted tips.