Damien Sorresso

@enhancedscurry
338 Followers
119 Following
999 Posts

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

Show threadDamien Sorresso2d ago
@objectivet The only thing stopping us from this landlocked activity is this deep-sea-dwelling animal.
Damien Sorresso2d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@enhancedscurry/116292762318515964

I figured Worf was a shoe-in for this, but Troi is really running away with it.

Damien Sorresso3d ago

In the movie Tentacles, two characters discuss going on safari in Africa. One says "Nothing holding us back now that the octopus is dead."

Just let that one marinate in your head for a bit.

Damien Sorresso3d ago
Most likely Enterprise-D crew member to have one of those obnoxious CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY email signatures:
Troi
50%
Worf
20%
Crusher
20%
La Forge
10%
Poll ended at .
Damien Sorresso4d ago
Inamnreadyntonbendisappointed
Damien Sorresso4d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@pid_eins/116284380064883282

This is cool. @achivetta

Damien SorressoMar 21
Low Quality FactsMar 21
Poor Brian.
Damien SorressoMar 17
Don't worry, they won't.
Damien SorressoMar 17
Called in 2016, has yet to return.
Damien SorressoMar 15

RE: https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116233843827707472

Terrible innumeracy on display here. No of course you don't step on 3-5 snakes per day. Those statistics are skewed by one guy in Louisiana who steps on 75,000 snakes per day.