I feel that, during this holiday season, it is important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorising wealthy people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees a fair wage.
Conservative: "Companies say 'Happy Holidays' because they hate Jesus."
Economics 101: "Companies say 'Happy Holidays' because they want to sell cheap plastic garbage to 100% of the population instead of 65%."
The 'War on Christmas' is just the Free Market you claim to worship working exactly as intended.
You are fighting the Invisible Hand. And losing.