Finally getting my tent cleaned and dried after #emf2024 and I'm pleased to announce that no @emfSpiders have been smuggled into Norway

The Coven are complaining that there's more spiders at Download this year. I may have imported a load of @emfSpiders in the tent. You're welcome.

Hypothesis: #emfcamp is actually an evolutionary adaptation by the @emfSpiders to enable their rapid dissemination by a variation on their usual "put the web in a field" strategy. Possibly in collaboration with the techno-voles in the nullsector stump. In this £350k research grant application I shall...

Took the tent off the lines, and packed it away again.
Surprisingly, I found no @emfSpiders - but there was a distinct smell of hay clinging to it ☺️
Thanks again for the great trip, @jonty , @russss , @flangey , and everyone else at #emfcamp 🥰

30+ year dreams came true at #emfcamp when I won the demo category of @FieldFX, best of all my demo was about all you wonderful people who make @emf so magical including you @emfSpiders and @emfducks https://youtu.be/vbVxBFGAl4Q