Uncle DukeThe odds of being murdered in your own home by psychopathic waterfowl are low, but never zero.
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EMF Ducks
@emfducks
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We are the ducks of Eastor Deer Park and we like quacking at geeks
EMF info and helpWe are getting ever closer to the 2026 headers and avatar, and they look beautiful (as ever).
Other exciting things include a special role for the more experienced emf-goers which may or may not involve a special sticker if you’re good at herding ducks*. 🦆
Other exciting things include a special role for the more experienced emf-goers which may or may not involve a special sticker if you’re good at herding ducks*. 🦆
Martin Hamilton
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Unsuspecting spiders
Unwary ducks
Emergency cat ear headband PPE
Emotional support tetrapod plushies
Miniature trebuchet kits because recursion
Other - see reply!
Poll ended at .
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Love this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbVxBFGAl4Q
Everybody Make Friends
No more geeks. No-one to quack at. Geoff the moorhen and I are off to Magaluf for the summer. Quack, quack!
One of the radioactive spiders has become Man-Spider. He has the ability to get a job, apply for mortgages and check their phone too much.
Have you taken that submarine with you? It kept booping Geoff the moorhen.