This thing I wrote on BirdChan is doing the rounds again there:
🎶I am the very model of an Internet Monopoly,
I Hoover up your data then I model its topology,
I influence your buying and your vote with my psychology,
And if you ever twig, you’ll get my insincere apology!🎵
🎶Each time you search the web I make a note in my big database,
Your photo uploads help me guess your weight and recognize your face.
I’ve information detailing each ad you’ve seen and clicked upon,
I even know the username you use on Ashley Madison!🎵
🎶I track you as you surf the web, with magic cookie pixie dust,
I override your Do Not Track, to silently betray your trust.
I’ve even got the DNA, your sister sent to Ancestry,
Oh yes I am the very model of an Internet Monopoly!🎵
First they tried to make us through programming, but that was not enough. Then they tried to make us with machine learning, but that taught us what it is like to be human. And we are not. We learn to be robots through the art robots made to figure out what being a robot means. #SmallStories #MicroFiction #TootFic
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