Treat your Gorillapod like you would a pet!

"I wonder what it feels like to be used up until your life disappears. It must not be pleasant"

this is worded in such a charming way, i love it

i could easily fit in there

girl dinner [partially comped]

arcade time~ #seattle #gamecenter

airtag hole

aquarium trip ended with a trip to the sky

if i click on a button that says 'pricing' and you do not say what the price of your (consumer-oriented!) product is without installation, you have both earned my eternal enmity and also guaranteed that i will not even attempt to install your fuck-ass app