Egg Gremlin

@egg_gremlin
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You could almost build a narrative that points to increased tv and internet consumption starting at 13 as the sole reason for all my current problems, but that is reductive. Part of me started to want those things because my brain was changing and growing. Still, I am resentful.
Comparing myself to other people on the internet makes it easy to pretend I'm immune to nostalgia, but it's actually that I'm not super emotionally attached to much media from my childhood, but I'm cripplingly forlorn about specific trees and buildings and things of that nature.
Cleaned my bathtub but there's still some parts of it that feel rough to the touch and I'm not sure if scrubbing harder at them in a good idea because I don't think this thing is real ceramic.
Cleaned my fridge today. Now for everything else.
Flu shot arm is itchy but covid shot arm is not.
I want to go on a road trip but I don't even want to see anything interesting, I just want to experience as wide an array of highway rest stops as I can. That's the real America.
Tried putting milk in canned tomato soup instead of water and it turned it orange (to be expected) but now I keep thinking it tastes like carrots.
I think I have an actual cold for the first time in like five years and it's kinda making me nostalgic.

Thread of all the possum drawings it drew for Oposstober!!

There’s not quite 31 cuz it missed a couple of days

#possum #opossum

Not opening the door tonight. I know my wife's lawyer is gonna dress as a my little pony or some shit and serve me a subpoena. Too smart for that trick