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@dashofanarchy Cold is only like half the year, but cops are year-round. So if you hate them equally, you actually only hate cops half as much but you hate them twice as long.
@Sheril How do we know they don’t just shave their antlers? The same way male swimmers often shave their legs.
@expertmanofficial I think it’s who you follow. I’ve unfollowed a few people recently because yeah it’s consonant politics.
@atlantisblauw You got motivated enough to post this, so that’s something. 😀
@Shitmgmtsays What the first person said is true though. Some of used/d Twitter to get news in real-time via what’s trending. On Mastodon, the Cali earthquake still isn’t trending, but MondayMotivation is (it’s Tuesday).
@ejnickson They’d have just as hard a time unwrapping you as you have unwrapping them.
@kerouac666 Sounds like boxer briefs for older men who need more support in the crotch.
@LeisureClass @HandgunYoga @lolennui I’d trust Cohaagen with the air on Mars before Elon.
@brickbat @pieist @Brklynmind @danielhep That’s what I was thinking. Or just in general, “Musk wants to be a dictator???? Screw him, that’s my job!”
@JohnDongle Yeah the sequel to Harry Potter and the There Are Two Genders.