America hasn’t been this great since… (checks notes) tje Great Depression.

Ha. “Fun”.

They then got up to the doors for Melania and the Easter Bunny said, “Tickets please…” and the man searched his pockets but couldn’t find his tickets.

And the thousands or whatever made up, bullshit claims of people started yelling, “Hurry up!” “We want to see the movie!!”

Suddenly the person behind the man got impatient, pulled out a gun and shot the man.

Just make them all presidents at this point.

Private Police in action paid for by the taxpayer.

Having a worm drive your thoughts does tho…

Ubisoft: Money > People

That’s that copilot code at work!

And the child that caused all of this thinks he deserves a prize for bringing peace.