ByteOnBikesHaha no you didn't
slothropTears in their eyes, sir!..sir!
And a crowd of thousands had appeared, and they all applauded.
20celloThey then got up to the doors for Melania and the Easter Bunny said, “Tickets please…” and the man searched his pockets but couldn’t find his tickets.
And the thousands or whatever made up, bullshit claims of people started yelling, “Hurry up!” “We want to see the movie!!”
Suddenly the person behind the man got impatient, pulled out a gun and shot the man.
chemical_cutthroatAnd that father’s name? Albert Einstein.
Deathray5Is this supposed to be serious? It’s so over the top that it reads like satire. The only thing missing is the applause.
A_norny_mousseApparently this guy is a joker/troll, but still on the MAGA train. Satire, but uncritical of the thing it’s satirizing? Maybe like Babylon Bee?
jballsYou know, I couldn’t figure out what bugged me so much about the Babylon Bee until you just pointed it out perfectly. Most conservative humor is punching down, which is what makes it so unfunny in the first place. But even when they do an article poking fun at conservative stuff, they still don’t quiet land any punches. Satire is supposed to be critical of what you’re making fun of, not just acknowledging it.
IMO guys like OOP, and lots of conservative memes, are more about getting a reaction out of ideological/political opponents and then laughing about that. That is the thought process, but it doesn’t have to actually happen this way, which makes it even sadder.
In other words, they imagine libs getting mad at their jokes, and that’s the joke.
Other people have described this much better than me.
I’m not sure exactly where BB falls here, but at least partly the above applies.
And everybody got the clap.
Widdershins
edgemaster72Her “talents” on (mostly) full display
She is a certified genius in accordance with her visa type.
FredselfishAsk how and why you have these but I don’t want to know.
TrickDacyWho’s head is that though? It’s clearly photoshopped.
Making a movie about a woman with said woman seems pretty woke. We're supposed to be at home cooking and giving birth aren't we? Who let this one out of her cage?
MinnesotaGoddami’d tell you but you’re on the internet and i’m not supposed to answer your questions
In Germany we call that “Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten”
“Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten”
Interesting. TIL, thanks.
Heck I wouldn’t pick it over Ishtar
It doesn’t stop there. Here’s the rest of the post
… “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of pop faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
TomMaszLMAO kids wouldn’t even opt to see an actual amazing documentary, probably even if it were about animals.
I can’t even convince my kids to watch animated family/children’s movies that they’d love because it wasn’t what they picked!
the one exception was march of the penguins. that was a great movie.
What do you call this fetish? Second hand voyeurism?
Then-everyone-clapped-ism
finallymadeanaccountAlone in the basement, Adams was furiously whacking off with one hand, as he typed his Melania fanfic with the other.
‘I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!’
“What else does this story need?” he whacked. “Oh, yes. Little girls!”
Rob T FireflyHis non-typing hand immediately doubled its speed.
leadore
gmtomIts actually embarrassing seeing anyone get mad at this account, when it’s pretty clearly a shit post account.
We’ve reached the enddumb times.
Right winger’s and even trump himself take him seriously. To them he is speaking the truth.
RememberTheApollo_It’s so bad that that it’s completely believable that someone in this administration would say this, knowing it’s completely a lie, but say it anyway.
Matty RosesThought that till he was made an ambassador
Blackmist
thethunderwolfBut MAGA didn’t realize this (lmao) and made him a nominee for ambassador to Malaysia
Actually it’s the thrilling story of how some filmmakers and executives kissed Trump’s wife’s ass. It’s a thrilling story about her raking in millions of millions of dollars to show that her idiot husband isn’t the only one who can exploit his presidency for profit.
potoooooooo ✅️I heard she fucked the executives to get this done? Not that she needed to, she just did.
So she got it done, and took the opportunity to get laid by powerful men who ain’t her worthless husband. Rumors aren’t facts, but I could see it happening. She’s not really a good person, willing to do whatever she has to in order to gain money, but she’s not malevolent like her the Orange Jackass and his ghouls.
They’re not even good at lying on the internet