dylan

@dylmdav
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America's scrod basket
imagining Sledgehammer, but with Peter Gabriel saying "hedgeslammer"
@voellig time to jump ship to a hyper-specific forum
@voellig you can just see every single post on here period as it's posted and I don't like that
they can't ban u on here for saying the entire 25 man Seattle Mariners roster should be executed for war crimes.
@voellig I've noticed my posts on here get more engagement from randos than on birdsite and I hate it, I just wanna post some bullshit into the void
only Abby is allowed to post about the VMAs because everyone else is terrible at it
everyone on Twitter is talking about Nike helmets. Time to stay here.
this work wifi better not suck so I can watch soccer on my tablet during breaks
work anxiety content is a hit on Twitter, maybe it's time to just focus in there. Nazis be damned.
@MLB thank u for the truth