imagining Sledgehammer, but with Peter Gabriel saying "hedgeslammer"

they can't ban u on here for saying the entire 25 man Seattle Mariners roster should be executed for war crimes.

only Abby is allowed to post about the VMAs because everyone else is terrible at it

everyone on Twitter is talking about Nike helmets. Time to stay here.

this work wifi better not suck so I can watch soccer on my tablet during breaks

work anxiety content is a hit on Twitter, maybe it's time to just focus in there. Nazis be damned.

it's the weekend baby. time to drink precisely one beer and request afterlife by arcade fire on touchtunes over and over until I start crying.

big congrats to band tees on being the most comfortable type of tee

thinking about the song Brotherman Bill