Wonder if anyone will notice the sticker I printed out and stuck to my water jug is me being low-key passive aggressive about certain coworkers lol.

#HomemadeSticker #TeamFortress2 #TF2 #TF2Sniper #MemeSticker #Sticker

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-that time the waitress said "enjoy your meal" and you said "you too"
-you hoped nobody noticed
-everybody noticed
-they think you're so dumb

Here at #Apple, an American company, we understand as well as any of you that our country’s healthcare system is an insulting, depressing, irredeemable joke.

That’s partly why we’re building so many health features into our products—if you’re going to spend this kind of money, we can at least try to help a little bit with your personal health.

But also, you know, like any other company: profit.

#AppleEvent