DylanSep 27, 2024
Low Quality Facts

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-that time the waitress said "enjoy your meal" and you said "you too"
-you hoped nobody noticed
-everybody noticed
-they think you're so dumb

Aug 21, 2024 at 5:34pmWeb
Show threadEmperor Rhizic the MoreWrongAug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts I've noticed some waitresses are using techniques to avoid this situation, but for the life of me I can't remember any of them
Show threadLaurie KayAug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts but you’re not dumb, so you didn’t let it upset you. And then you grew up to be a superhero, and the ones who thought you were dumb are really sorry now.
Show threadSteve M.Aug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts This happens to me, but with "Happy birthday."
Show threadJerry 🦙💝🦙Aug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts I KNEW IT
Show threadKate (i ❤ blahaj) Aug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts i say "you too" on purpose though
Show threadCoyotyAug 22, 2024
@SocksPls @lowqualityfacts You, too? Me, too!
Show threadKate (i ❤ blahaj) Aug 22, 2024
@coyoty @lowqualityfacts no im kate
Show threadcircafuturumAug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts I love the little journey this post took me on 
Show threadOliver SampsonAug 21, 2024

@lowqualityfacts
#TrueStory: 30 years ago at a BBQ restaurant somewhere near RTP, NC, some work colleagues and I went to lunch. I ordered an iced tea.

Waitress: Will that be Sweet Tea?
O: Wow! It's not everywhere that I get called "Sweety"!
W: What do they call you at work? "Asshole?"

Yep. These are the things they will remember.

Notes:
1. I'm sure I thought I was funnier than I actually was.
2. I'm pretty sure this is still the case.

Show threadAlexsandraSmartAug 21, 2024

@lowqualityfacts
Stefan just posted this.

https://beige.party/@StefanThinks/112997665134963827

StefanThinks (@[email protected])

nobody will remember: – your salary – how “busy you were” – how many hours you worked people will remember: - when you ordered an “expresso” at the coffee shop

beige.party
Show threadJay A. EtchingsAug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts
Get on the bus naked this morning; someone will remember that.
Show threadFREE🇵🇸PALESTINE, Says @SineAug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts obsessing about "legacy" is just hubris in extreme. Being more concerned about what comes after, removes you from the present, the point in time that really matters. ask any spouse, child, parent, left behind by by the "busy" absent . they will tell you, "I would have just wanted to spend more time with them"
Show threadPolish_Dave 🇪🇺Aug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts This sounds very personal
Show threadcowboybanjobiker 🤠🪕🚴Aug 21, 2024

@lowqualityfacts

They'll also remember if you arrived 10 mins late and if you left 10 mins early.

Show threadBonkersAug 21, 2024
@lowqualityfacts I said this to the delivery guy, but there were no witnesses, so I'm clean. It was vietnamese food, by the way.
Show threadsouthie wuskyAug 22, 2024
@lowqualityfacts having worked in food service, happens constantly and nah, we forget a minute later because we get it
Show threadSPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄Sep 27, 2024
@lowqualityfacts no u
Show threadMᴀʀᴋ VᴀɴᴅᴇWᴇᴛᴛᴇʀɪɴɢSep 27, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Are you following me with a camera?
Show threadDaveSep 27, 2024
@lowqualityfacts
In Italy (so I'm told) the normal answer to "buon appetito" is "altrettanto".
Get over it.
Show threadRuby RoseSep 27, 2024
@lowqualityfacts https://youtu.be/euGLMWn0_ZY?si=9YeVO9WwlI06BGwm
- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

Show threadMrCopilotSep 27, 2024
@lowqualityfacts
People will remember:
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-Brian Regan
Show threadTracy ReedSep 27, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Your kids will remember how many hours you worked. 😕