I’m just gonna say it.
The #McRib is the deadbeat dad of #McDonalds sandwiches.
You never know when it’s gonna show up, how long it’s gonna be around for,
never fails to disappoint you,
and then disappears just long enough for you to forget why it was so awful in the first place.

This can of #Figgy #Pudding #SPAM just came in the mail. I was unsure from the packaging if it was actual figgy pudding or SPAM with figgy pudding spices.
…It was SPAM. I love SPAM, but this was repulsive on the first bite.
I waited a moment, tried another bite, and it was still gross but I would eat it if there was nothing else in the house to eat.

Creator of Cyanide & Happiness, Rob DenBleyker, was banned from #Twitter today.