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computer stuff - mostly cybersecurity & compilers

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one of the things I despise about the modern internet is that I feel like I'm constantly being gaslit by slop, but generally it's a bit more subtle than this

like. that's a pulse oximeter. it's very clearly a pulse oximeter. why are you using it as footage for a (probably fake) glucose monitor ad. i am losing my goddamn mind
you had ONE job
When the source was initially published, the relevant functions for this part of the talk were stubbed out by the AI. Now they just make no sense.
The talk itself alleges that there is code with "VM handlers on four-hour mutation cycle," as if computer programs are washing machines or something

Also, I'm not quite sure what 'novel browser certificate bypass' is supposed to mean, but that might just be a me issue.
can't handle the truth
WHICH WAY, WESTERN AQUATIC ANIMAL
a sincere congratulations to njtransit for managing to combine the drawbacks of not having an online account with the drawbacks of having an online account in the worst way possible
blog post is nearing completion and i am progressively losing more and more of my sanity
the C standard experience
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ECMA 335 has to be the goofiest standard ever written