La Spaghettissima

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Spaghetti Queen

Proud fart joke enjoyer

Catless crazy cat lady

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La SpaghettissimaOct 21
ScotchTapeOct 21

It’s only 7:30 but I feel like I’ve been up for way too long and I should go to sleep.

Ugh.

Someone send melatonin and boobies.

#fuckaas

La SpaghettissimaOct 20
Greg the MillerOct 20
when they’re all bangers it’s boomscrolling
La SpaghettissimaOct 20
surdfishOct 20

The Ministry of Apologies has issued a retraction:

SORRY, NOT SORRY.

La SpaghettissimaOct 20
DaddyJewOct 20
*learns Mandarin to try and understand oranges better
La SpaghettissimaOct 20
Show threadEricOct 20
@duchess
you, Jonathan Davis (and his assistant) writing All In The Family
Show threadLa SpaghettissimaOct 20
@ejstacey yes
Show threadLa SpaghettissimaOct 19
@surdfish i really didn't want to wake up today
La SpaghettissimaOct 19
I'm like it fred durst wasn't fred durst
La SpaghettissimaOct 19
HLOct 19
yeah but like, what do drugs look like on brains?
La SpaghettissimaOct 19
Greg the MillerOct 19
in an alternate timeline you constructed that joke slightly better and it went so viral your mom saw it on facebook