DR Ostropod

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Lawyer, pilot, sock puppet, armchair general, weather prognosticator and Man About Town!

Voight-Kampff tested; still won't talk about my mother.

@Phancypants @Natalalleycat @kathygriffin

Ohyah--Netflix will greenlight anything!

@Phancypants @Natalalleycat

and good to be armed the other day.

@Phancypants @Natalalleycat @kathygriffin

On Purge day, being outside where anything can happen to you seems your own fault. "Assumption of Risk."

@Natalalleycat @Phancypants

and broken bones and soft tissue injuries can add up--if it's the day of the Purge, just finish her off with a large rock or whatnot.

(Now must go watch The Purge to find out what I'm talking about.)

@Phancypants @Natalalleycat @kathygriffin

If they slip and fall *during* the purge, you could argue that it's an intervening cause--i.e., "she was out during the Purge so she had it coming."

@Phancypants @Natalalleycat @kathygriffin

But if she slips and falls during the purge due to your negligence, then you *kill* her, you might just have a defense.

@Phancypants @Natalalleycat @kathygriffin

That's not crime, though. That's negligence, which is a civil tort.

I think you're still on the hook for damages.

@JenRubin

I'm basically still watching Twitter just to find where everyone else is going, to be honest.

@kathygriffin

You didn't post with Musk's severed head, did you?

Well you should!

@popehat

I want to know what to do when confronted by a RICO.