@Phancypants @Natalalleycat @kathygriffin

That's not crime, though. That's negligence, which is a civil tort.

I think you're still on the hook for damages.

@Phancypants @Natalalleycat @kathygriffin

But if she slips and falls during the purge due to your negligence, then you *kill* her, you might just have a defense.

@drostropod @Phancypants Great point! So we’re going to need a civil liability purge …