What do you think I’m doing‽

My brian.
Any specific Brian or just the one closest to you?
as long as you don’t get your beard caught in the mailbox, there’s no owls in the swamp.
inga ko på isen is still one of my favorite Swedish idioms.
why not history | grep -i and the search term?
even if there are several, you can use ! and the command’s line number to run it again
uptime - way back I’d use net stats srv (or wksta)
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