gonna use mastodon more for the 2020 pivot

rice milk has the same consistency as precum

[breaking benjamin voice]
sooner or later
you're gonna vape it
go ahead and throw your life away

@simmo their radiance blinds me. i am too good of a poster

it fucking rules that john mccain died and that twitter's trend for it says "former presidential candidate" instead of senator because we all know how much harm he did the country in the senate, so if you wanna say something nice, say "he wasn't president!"

got my hot ones subscription box in the mail today. i'm gonna make some chicken wings and eat em with this sauce tonight on my stream. pray for me