gonna use mastodon more for the 2020 pivot

rice milk has the same consistency as precum

[breaking benjamin voice]
sooner or later
you're gonna vape it
go ahead and throw your life away

it fucking rules that john mccain died and that twitter's trend for it says "former presidential candidate" instead of senator because we all know how much harm he did the country in the senate, so if you wanna say something nice, say "he wasn't president!"

got my hot ones subscription box in the mail today. i'm gonna make some chicken wings and eat em with this sauce tonight on my stream. pray for me

where's the emoji that represents sobbing into one's hands uncontrollably, shaking and curled up on the ground in the fetal position, wailing and cursing god

new confirmed #smashultimate characters:
* stuart little
* dancing baby gif
* r/Incels
* a can of lacroix
* italian elon musk
* the terms and conditions
* captain grogan
* mr gay and watch