FOX: Here is a video of a drag queen performing in front of children
R: ZOMG! WHAT ARE WE DOING TO OUR CHILDREN? WE MUST STOP THESE MONSTERS FROM APPEARING IN PUBLIC!
METRO: A toddler has shot someone in America every week for the last two years
R: Eh, more liberal hysteria
RON DeSANTIS MADE EASY
- a noun
- a verb
- “woke”
2. Do you worry that your constant and relentless focus on “the woke mob” will make people think you’re starting to sound a little too much like Bill Maher?
1. So what’ll it take to put you in this shiny new Tesla?
4. Donald Trump is a former President with a fanatical cult that has followed him for seven years. Whereas you are a schlubby 44-year-old governor who is untested on the national stage. What’s your strategy for convincing Trump’s followers that he is definitely going to jail?
3. How the hell did people like you and me become the political face of Generation X?
6. When major corporations decide that they no longer want to do business with you, which mainstream media outlet do you blame first? (Asking for a friend.)
5. As you know, I take freedom of expression very seriously. Some might suggest that this would conflict with your increasing authoritarian control of Florida’s schools, particularly their libraries. My question to you is: What’s up with liberals, and why are they so triggered?