Dreamweasel

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Kyle Rittenhouse is the blueprint for what would happen if Trump shot someone on Fifth Avenue

FOX: Here is a video of a drag queen performing in front of children

R: ZOMG! WHAT ARE WE DOING TO OUR CHILDREN? WE MUST STOP THESE MONSTERS FROM APPEARING IN PUBLIC!

METRO: A toddler has shot someone in America every week for the last two years

R: Eh, more liberal hysteria

RON DeSANTIS MADE EASY

- a noun
- a verb
- “woke”

11. Lord knows our system that allows 9 people to wield so much power is due for an overhaul
12. But I’m not holding my breath waiting for that to happen
13. As it is, we get one chance every 4 years to have any say at all on this subject
14. And it is irresponsible to waste it
4. A skilled lawyer can find legal justification for virtually any conclusion
5. SCOTUS appointees are selected mainly for their opinions
6. Incredibly unpopular ideas can become judicial precedents (that determine how our laws are interpreted) if five people wish them to be so
7. “Your choice for President will affect the Supreme Court” is not a new idea
8. And I am sympathetic to those who are tired of hearing it
9. I am also sympathetic to those who live in politically-unmovable states
10. But it remains true
1. We get zero control over which people are appointed to the Supreme Court
2. We get zero control over the billionaires who directly influence their agendas
3. We get some control over who is elected President, even though the will of the people is regularly distorted by the Electoral College

2. Do you worry that your constant and relentless focus on “the woke mob” will make people think you’re starting to sound a little too much like Bill Maher?

1. So what’ll it take to put you in this shiny new Tesla?

4. Donald Trump is a former President with a fanatical cult that has followed him for seven years. Whereas you are a schlubby 44-year-old governor who is untested on the national stage. What’s your strategy for convincing Trump’s followers that he is definitely going to jail?

3. How the hell did people like you and me become the political face of Generation X?

6. When major corporations decide that they no longer want to do business with you, which mainstream media outlet do you blame first? (Asking for a friend.)

5. As you know, I take freedom of expression very seriously. Some might suggest that this would conflict with your increasing authoritarian control of Florida’s schools, particularly their libraries. My question to you is: What’s up with liberals, and why are they so triggered?