TEN QUESTIONS ELON MUSK WILL HAVE FOR RON DeSANTIS
10. Is there any way I can increase my likability to a “Ron DeSantis” level?
9. The quantity of bluecheck accounts harrassing trans people on Twitter is shameful. Do you have any suggestions on how I can bring up the numbers?
8. Can you and I build a coalition of Christian culture warriors & right-wing shitposting incels, or is it all just a Utopian pipe dream?
7. Why doesn’t Universal Studios sell souvenir mugs with the name X Æ A-12 on it?
6. When major corporations decide that they no longer want to do business with you, which mainstream media outlet do you blame first? (Asking for a friend.)
5. As you know, I take freedom of expression very seriously. Some might suggest that this would conflict with your increasing authoritarian control of Florida’s schools, particularly their libraries. My question to you is: What’s up with liberals, and why are they so triggered?
4. Donald Trump is a former President with a fanatical cult that has followed him for seven years. Whereas you are a schlubby 44-year-old governor who is untested on the national stage. What’s your strategy for convincing Trump’s followers that he is definitely going to jail?
3. How the hell did people like you and me become the political face of Generation X?
2. Do you worry that your constant and relentless focus on “the woke mob” will make people think you’re starting to sound a little too much like Bill Maher?
1. So what’ll it take to put you in this shiny new Tesla?
Dreamweasel