A reminder that your writing doesn't need to be profound or touch upon heavy topics to matter. It can be fun and absurd and lighthearted and silly. Its sole purpose may be to make someone laugh. And we need more of that in the world.
Twitter jobbers 2 weeks ago: anyone who spent time on forums back in the day knows why mastodon mods can't be trusted Twitter jobbers now: Elon is every bad forums mod personality at the same time somehow. better stay on Twitter ?
Seriously, the most fun I ever had online was in the years prior to 2008 - when instead of visiting just one or two huge sites over and over, I spent my days wandering from message board to personal site to proto-social network in search of cool people and cool stuff. If we move just 1% back in that direction - with people visiting Mastodon, AND Cohost, AND whatever the fuck other sites they like - I'll be very happy.
I need to get my prescription refilled and now the only option is to make a fucking account and download another goddamn app. I swear I'm going to scream into the void.
(old man yells at cloud voice) I hate 2FA, I hate the fact that tech is trying to get rid of all passwords by having your accounts all connected all the time, I hate Google fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
2FA is some of the most annoying fucking security steps possible. I am about to lose my cool here because I got signed out of my YT for some reason and can't get back in because the fucking notification thing won't pop up.
god I hate web 3. I hate algorithms. I hate crypto. I hate the blockchain. I hate everything about this dystopian future where everything about us is mined for data to sell us stupid bullshit we can't afford because no one wants to pay people.