the swagon

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Full of fluids, made of flesh.

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proud owner of 1 (one) bean

DNI

NamesRose and Alice
Age26
PronounsShe/Her
Show threadthe swagon4h ago
Luckily, pits pair much more readily with fresh fruit, cheeses, and sparkling whites if you're really looking to make an evening out of it
the swagon4h ago
It's unfortunate that summer is peak stinky panty season because they pair best with the type of dry, sour white wines that best accompany heartier winter dishes, whereas fresher tasting summer whites just don't do them justice.
Show threadthe swagon4h ago
@violet_cybrespace how should I know I got a girl to do it for me (who got a girl to do it for fem)
Show threadthe swagon7h ago
@DaveyJJJones i wonder if i can find a way to tuck in these
the swagon7h ago
Show threadFucked up lil guy7h ago
@dragon they're going to hunt you like a dog in the streets
Show threadthe swagon7h ago
@georgespolitzer my schools policy says I'm not allowed to wear anything else and that they're gonna take off my clothes
the swagon7h ago
Do I have to be naked under the gown at graduation or is it ok if I have underwear
the swagon7h ago
the cheeseburger explained9h ago
they should add "and grogu" to all movies from now on
the swagon7h ago
Show threadthe cheeseburger explained9h ago
pressing the "and grogu" button to make my samsung smart tv use ai to add grogu to citizen kane
the swagon7h ago
jiub   15h ago
now that vim is ai slop and emacs has banned ai contributions, i declare the editor wars over with an emacs victory