#DOFH excuse #3:

UnicodeDecodeError

#DOFH excuse #31:

Fatalities at product release party.

#DOFH excuse #6:

Upload filter clogged.

#DOFH excuse #77:

FAT broke up (now it's exFAT).

#DOFH excuse #9:

A plane cut a wire.

#DOFH excuse #58:

Issues with HiDPI.

#DOFH excuse #83:

Your browser is not supported. Please install Chrome.

#DOFH excuse #92:

Our Linux distribution only ships python 2.

#DOFH excuse #100:

Intel processor vulnerability.

#DOFH excuse #40:

Your web browser is too new - have you tried IE6?