#DOFH excuse #39:

It's using Electron.

#DOFH excuse #28:

Sysadmin stuck in BSDjail, needs bail money.

#DOFH excuse #43:

Too much light in the darknet.

#DOFH excuse #91:

Ruby derailed.

#DOFH excuse #51:

AWS data lost due to deforestation

#DOFH excuse #50:

AWS is down

#DOFH excuse #19:

Honey from Docker swarm has gummed up the hard drives.

#DOFH excuse #32:

This feature is not available in your country.

#DOFH excuse #3:

UnicodeDecodeError

#DOFH excuse #63:

Chinese hackers.