#DOFH excuse #95:

Serverless infrastructure provider ran out of servers.

#DOFH excuse #90:

Azure was reported to HR, because it was too blue.

#DOFH excuse #73:

Dark fiber exposed to light.

#DOFH excuse #61:

Luser can't figure out how to exit emacs.

#DOFH excuse #102:

It's fine, the CVEs are all containerized.

#DOFH excuse #39:

It's using Electron.

#DOFH excuse #91:

Ruby derailed.

#DOFH excuse #51:

AWS data lost due to deforestation

#DOFH excuse #61:

Luser can't figure out how to exit emacs.

#DOFH excuse #44:

Select all images with a store front.