In his words and leadership I find great hope.
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Official 1: "Sir, why don't we just gift him the plane?"
Official 2: "You mean THE plane? THAT plane?"
2: Yes, sir. With everything already installed and embedded.
1: It's an interesting suggestion, but do you really believe that he's stupid enough to accept a gift like that?
2: Sir, he kept overflowing cardboard boxes of top secret United States documents piled up in a guest bathroom at his home.
1: Get on it. You're promoted.