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I have messed up steaks by salting them too much. But if you pat them dry the day before, sprinkle generously with kosher salt, and them leave in the fridge on a wire rack for up to 24h, it removes some of the surface moisture and helps you get a nice crust.

Packing in salt would definitely ruin them 😩

The best way to get an avocado to ripen immediately is to plan to eat it in 3 days.

Upon receiving that psychic message, they will commit every bit of energy into ripening ASAP so they can be overripe in 3 days.

Kardashian ships

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WELCOME TO THE PACK BROTHA! AWOOO!

Honestly I don’t know! The main level of our house is all wood floors which probably helps. But other than that we don’t have any unusual cleaning practices.

Maybe I have a kind of long term nose blindness that persists for days. 🤷‍♂️

We have 2 dogs, so I get a little paranoid that our house has dog smell. So it’s always a relief to come back from a few days away to find that it just smells completely normal.

I hate that I didn’t immediately spot this as satire. It wasn’t until I reread it and digested “mild cases of death” that I realized it wasn’t some antivax nonsense. ☹️