Dismal

@dismalnow
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As if Lars Ulrich wasn't douchey enough, it has become apparent to me that the ring from his shitty snare drum in St. Anger is exactly the same tone as my tinnitus.

The future is AI. Cartoon for Trouw.

#AI #artificialintelligence #nature #environment #future

I am a staunch defender of the dedicated search field in browsers for three reasons:

1) I have about 4 different search engines on rotation depending on the need
2) !bangs tell DDG what you search for.
3) Fuck the omnibar, just on principle.

Which masochistic SOB was the first person to pursue a promotion based upon the "cost savings" associated with a server-side limiter on heavy application downloads

Odds are, Mr. Fat Pipe is only going to rip the content once. Eat shit.

I'm coming atthe sysadmins who support it, too - but I REALLY want to find the first MF who did this. Steam, Microsoft, Native Instruments, and other shitty ass companies that throttle legitimate users

Looking at you NI, @steamreleasebot , and @msclouditpro

I was asked..

"What's the Limewax song that goes like.."

I promptly vomited.

I was right.

Sometimes when I'm feeling extra sad, I'll play my Off With Your Heads 45s on 33.
WE WAS TRAPPED. AND THERE HE WAS IN HIS DJ BOOTH SHOUTIN.. LET MY PEOPLE GO!

I can hear the bit in my head before he's even done writing it.

I SEEN WHAT YALL WHITE KIDS IS CAPABLE OF IN A STRANDED SCENARIO.

LORD OF THE FLIES..
ALIVE, WHERE THAT SOCCER TEAM CRASHED IN THE MOUNTAINS.

IM TOO SMART FOR THAT SHIT. ILL TAKE MY CHANCES WANDERIN' THE DESERT WITH DIPLO LEADING THE WAY.

Chris Rock wandering the desert with fuckin Diplo playing Moses is the most #BurningMan shit I ever heard of.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-66432173

Zoom said that the new policy would put the company in a "better position to use our own technologies, continue to innovate, and support our global customers".

Ok.. let's take a step back an analyze this idiocy.

The headline should read: #ZOOM tacitly admits bait and switch. Product cannot be used effectively for #remotework by own employees.

If not - then it's a tacit admission that they're taking away #WFH as a cudgel, and that their mid-managers are ineffective

Zoom orders workers back to the office

The company says staff living near offices should work in person at least twice a week.