@dickcheneyfacts

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I have the same handle at Jack's Nazi loving bird hell; figure I might get started here in case they decide to ban my Commie ass.

Please boost this toot so my lost followers from Twitter wandering through the wilderness can find me easier.

I'm that gay commie pointing account.

I can't believe what Trump just did on BOFA policy, truly a disgrace.
Boost this toot if you're horny for a government, unencumbered by voting, run by global corporations.

We're probably being a little paranoid about Jack's Nazi loving bird site but (ugh, I hate being earnest) I've grown to care about and even love some of you horrible cretins and would like to stay in touch not depending on the whims of that asshole.

Alright, that said on to the shitposting.

You probably saw it on the bird site but I just witnessed a horrible massacre of a few dozen grasshoppers in my 5th fl apt by 4-5 house centipedes. I appreciate the service of arthropod genocidaires (and I love you my, scary insect overlords) but I hope they move on because house centipedes are terrifying demons from hell.
What's the best IOS app for Mastadon mobile?
I think I'm gonna rebrand as either a Juggalo or an adult baby, can't decide which.