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Hai. I am chaos. 40, Queer, UK. 
Sub chav/pig/dog/squaddie/gimp/drone. Into all the gear and kinks. Rubber, uniforms, high viz, sports. Fist, electro, bc, bondage etc. Will switch for playmates and cake. 
Worse half of Team FLeRp
Quite the skys this evening at the quays as the sun was setting.
Alpha fixed up my Alpha Industries jacket for me in Berlin. I’m not an Alpha, just dog.

Thursday evening. Derp is unattended, so finds a song to learn to play.

Derp plays Hey Brother by Avicii 🎶

Headless dog plays: spooky scary skeletons (the undead tombstone mix)

Blame @maskedbiker for this one.

Dog plays: Thong song by Sisquo
Ok, ok jockstrap song, I don’t have a thong :p

(I’m sure rubber.social just love me trashing their server with this stuff 👀)

Left unattended. Did a Derp.
Derp plays: Cascada

Every year my Dad would plant a pot of hyacinths for my Mum and time them to open for Christmas.

We’re restarting the tradition this year.

Dog home, had bath, much tired.
Had an amazing time in Berlin. It’s been so good to be back. I’ll write more in the coming days, but right now I’m dealing with a very very early morning… >.>
Berliner Essen (continued)