@gurftastic Your penis is just too huge man. It’s a problem.

@gurftastic I think La Isla Bonita is actually kinda good. Does she write her own songs though?

@georgetakei for a minute I thought she was on my feed. Whew.

@lauralmcnabb Thank you!

@louietrumpet Me :)

@rbreich not invite them. Easy.

@rbreich Unfortunately, life is too short to ruin a Thanksgiving having Uncle Bob over. Let it be ruined the old fashioned way, with toddler meltdowns, arguments with the wife, and back pain.