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Author of “High Performance MySQL”. Systems nerd.
She smashesMar 30, 2025
DigichelleMar 29, 2025

Wait, this is CNN? That CNN? Holy shit, y’all. Talk about a broken clock being right twice a day. They fucking NAILED IT here.

And that headline? *chef’s kiss*

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/03/27/tech/apple-ai-artificial-intelligence

Apple’s AI isn’t a letdown. AI is the letdown

Apple has been getting hammered in tech and financial media for its uncharacteristically messy foray into artificial intelligence. After a June event heralding a new AI-powered Siri, the company has delayed its release indefinitely. The AI features Apple has rolled out, including text message summaries, are comically unhelpful.

CNN
Show threadShe smashesMar 29, 2025

@juliepagano @dbsmasher Although. I do smile a bit when a character expresses fear about preexisting conditions

Small wins

Show threadShe smashesMar 29, 2025
@juliepagano @dbsmasher Especially true every time there is a storyline about the cruelty of the healthcare system
Show threadShe smashesMar 29, 2025
@juliepagano Heyyyy I’m rewatching too. That episode made me angry
She smashesMar 9, 2025
Ian Brown Mar 9, 2025

FOIA requests for #CISA can be addressed to:

Zuleitza Villafuerte, FOIA Public Liason (Acting)
202-343-1743 or 866-431-0486
[email protected]

Use your friendly neighborhood LLM to generate a formal request about what systems & data "Big Balls" & friends have access to and email it to the #DHS Public Liason.

https://www.wired.com/story/doge-cisa-coristine-cybersecurity/

DOGE Now Has Access to the Top US Cybersecurity Agency

DOGE technologists Edward Coristine—the 19-year-old known online as “Big Balls”—and Kyle Schutt are now listed as staff at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency.

WIRED
She smashesMar 5, 2025
I did this class in December and absolutely recommend the investment
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Jepsen (@[email protected])

What IS Strong Serializability, really? Ever want to try writing your own gossip service? Two open sessions of Jepsen's training classes are coming up: the Distributed Systems Fundamentals class, and (for the first time!) its accompanying workshop. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/distributed-systems-fundamentals-registration-1269962525099?aff=mastodon https://www.eventbrite.com/e/distributed-systems-workshop-registration-1269976807819?aff=mastodon

Jepsen
Show threadShe smashesFeb 23, 2025

@carnage4life They JUST redid all the stores to cater more to mobile order and grab and go and evisceratted seating. 🙄

Like that had to be a TON of money

She smashesFeb 16, 2025
I’m v much here for starving democrats of cash right now.
From: @carnage4life
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Dare Obasanjo (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Democrats don’t need donations, they need a clue. Kamala Harris raised $1 billion to Trump’s $850M only to be swept in every swing state and lose the popular vote. Giving that party any money without serious change occurring first is enabling their incompetence.

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She smashesFeb 16, 2025
Dare ObasanjoFeb 16, 2025

Democrats don’t need donations, they need a clue. Kamala Harris raised $1 billion to Trump’s $850M only to be swept in every swing state and lose the popular vote.

Giving that party any money without serious change occurring first is enabling their incompetence.

Show threadShe smashesFeb 14, 2025
@tekbuddha And kubernetes is five YAML files not even trying to hide in a trench coat.